Let's do a weird crossover chain. Each successive person takes one of the prior canons and Xs it with a new canon.
SPOILER TAG things that are newer.
@Mariano riffed an entertaining fake Twilight x Cowboy Bebop fanfic. Some highlights:
Q: "Why did you make Edward Cullen stuck in Ein's body?"
A: "It's for something down the line, it helps Edward bond with Jacob with a now shared canine understanding."
Q on Bella's inevitable resulting jealousy: "Bella gets omg so jealous angsty."
A: "Yeah but that's the trigger she needs to realize it was always Jet...This is post-New Moon divergence so there's no baby"
Q on whether the Eds get mixed up
A: "I'm not debasing my art by using such a philistine trope...We just have a 'You guys have an Ed too?' line and that's it"
Tagging @Mariano to now do Twilight X Game of Thrones