Lightning round: Weird crossovers chain
Let's do a weird crossover chain. Each successive person takes one of the prior canons and Xs it with a new canon.
SPOILER TAG things that are newer.
@Mariano riffed an entertaining fake Twilight x Cowboy Bebop fanfic. Some highlights:
Q: "Why did you make Edward Cullen stuck in Ein's body?"
A: "It's for something down the line, it helps Edward bond with Jacob with a now shared canine understanding."
Q on Bella's inevitable resulting jealousy: "Bella gets omg so jealous angsty."
A: "Yeah but that's the trigger she needs to realize it was always Jet...This is post-New Moon divergence so there's no baby"
Q on whether the Eds get mixed up
A: "I'm not debasing my art by using such a philistine trope...We just have a 'You guys have an Ed too?' line and that's it"
Tagging @Mariano to now do Twilight X Game of Thrones
Lol I feel like I've used up all my Twilight knowledge but let's give it a go:
Long ago, a small community living by the Red Sea (in The Reach, Westeros) stopped praying to the Seven. They realized the only time their prayers got answers was when they prayed to the Stranger, so they completely neglected the other Six. Septons stopped being referred to as such, but rather Strange Priests.
After a couple of generations, the people in this community stopped aging, and their skin glittered in the sun. Upon hearing that there might be a war for the Iron Throne, the village leader, Carlisle, sends his son Edward to Highgarden to court Lady Bella Tyrell and get into high society and have a chance to become the most powerful people in Westeros. Little did Edward know that Bella had a weird relationship with a direwerewolf, Jacob? I think I lost the thread
How about Game of Thrones x Harry Potter next?
It's been a while since I read/watched GoT, so bear with me.
For years, John Potter has lived a miserable existence. Born a bastard and forced into seclusion on the estate of his Uncle Bolton, John has long dreamed of a life filled with love and without his horrid cousin Ramsay. But all that changes on his 12th birthday, when a mysterious owl delivers a letter from the most sought after school in all of Westeros, Highwarts.
John soon learns he is the son of the late Lyanna Potter, who led the wizarding world against the dark wizards known as the White Walkers. Upon the steps of Dragonstone, she battled the Dark Lord Kheth Ginting , but was mysteriously lost. Leaving only her infant son, John, behind.
Now John finds himself immersed in a world of magic, filled with dragons, elves and a bumbling half giant, Hodor. With his companions, Tormund Weasley of the Free Folk and Sansa Granger, he must overcome the machinations of blood purist Joffrey Malfoy and somehow learn to pass his NEWTS.
Harry Potter X The Matrix