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    • RE: Tell the Truth now!

      @SwampCreature Yep, had several small experiences. Bear with me.

      A. I was very young at the time. I was racing up the lawn at my grandmother's house after we all got out of the car from a shopping trip. While waiting for the adults, I was looking around at the grass by my grandmother's window to her room.

      I happened to notice two small holes there, about the width of a pretzel rod. They were side by side. I saw what looked like a hint of color just within the holes. Suddenly, a worm-like thing came out of each. One a pale sherbert orange and the other a milky blue. After a moment, they danced/wriggled aggressively in place, similar to how a disturbed caterpillar might. Then they rapidly retreated into the ground, leaving a layer of slime, respect of their colors, along the sides of each hole. To this day, I have no idea what in the world I was looking at, but they freaked me out at the time.

      B. Many years later, I was talking to my mother in my now late grandmother's house one night before bed. She then looked to a corner of the ceiling and said she saw a light. I didn't see anything at first, so I stared at that point. Suddenly, that corner of the ceiling flashed at me! It was a purplish white flash, like the kind you'd see in your eyes after having an old Polaroid camera take a shot of you head on. I'm unclear if she saw it a second time, but I think so. We both stayed in the same room that night out of anxiety, too weird.

      C. In my adolescent days, we used to visit the beaches in NJ often. This one isn't really spooky, just curious.

      At one beach with my then friend and his mother, he and I discovered a cluster of brightly colored mushrooms had washed up at the bay. They were stuck together by some white calcification and each had a different color... I want to say red, blue, and yellow. Anyway, his mother picks them up when we point it out to her and simply says they're 'sea mushrooms', like it was common knowledge.

      There's no such thing as far I can tell. There's marine fungi and even a rare mushroom that grows in fresh water, but I've seen no evidence for starkly colored salt water mushroom caps. Was it the component of some washed up toy maybe?

      Another time at Cape May NJ during the winter, I found several pieces of washed bright cobalt blue coral in little chunks. There is no coral that grows like that anywhere near that area. I have a friend who visits there yearly and he does a cursory look at that beach for it, but there's never anything. Could it have been a smashed up dyed blue decorative coral? Maybe, but why there? Why on the coast line instead of just trashed if someone didn't want it?

      D. In my teens, I used to hang out at the woods for a couple of hours at night by myself during summer break and during late autumn on weekends. I found it calming and I liked being outside away from noise and crowds which is hard to escape in NJ.

      So, I'm sitting there on a log in a spot I called The Basin, which was a small clearing in the woods with a few scattered trees sitting in a shallow depression that would collect with water when it rained, hence the name. It was around October. I was watching the dusky night sky and coming to appreciate the branches reaching up to the clouds, finding the perspective unique. I then noticed an occasional soft flashing nearby. I thought it was headlights reflecting at a weird angle from a road some hundred feet away, but no.

      The bark of a few specific sections of the trees in the basin were softly flickering with light. It wasn't like the other one I mentioned, it was a very dim light. But always the same few spots and with no discernable pattern in regards to time. I was a bit taken aback by it, wondering if it was St Elmo's Fire or something, but it was on the lateral sides of the tree and not the top. I remember the light flashes being very faint and I'm not sure if they had any particular color, only that those specific patches on the trees would make them and nowhere else. The effect persisted for a while before I decided to go home. I recall being more bemused than bothered by the sight.

      E. I once received a decorative glass globe with a fiddler crab sealed inside from my mother, who got it from a neighbor was moving out. I remember touching it and getting this awful dark enraged feeling from within it, like nothing I can compare it to. Still, I put it on a shelf in my room. For two nights straight, I was wracked with nightmares, which I am not otherwise prone to. I had this weird sensation that it was responsible and wanted to be cracked open. I handed it back on the third day, wanting nothing more to do with it. The nightmares immediately stopped.

      F. Back when cassettes were still a thing as CDs were coming out, I was going through my cassette collection, trying to sort out blanks from stuff I recorded FM or otherwise copied music on. Well, midway through one blank, a weird tinny voice starts up, sounding all evil and self amused for about ten seconds. It said something along the lines of, "Yessss, yessss... soon, very soon. nee hee hee Very sooooooon". I had no idea why this seemingly blank cassette had such a voice on it in the middle of nowhere! I played it for a few others who ultimately didn't know what to make of it. My mother wondered if it was me, but my voice is low and deep not high pitched and lilting. Creeped out, I threw the thing away, content to never hear it again.

      G. Fast forward to my mid 20's and I'm working overnight stock at a Home Depot. Me and some of the other workers were sitting on a bay entrance to the lumber aisle during break, just making idle talk. I commented to one guy, let's call him Gerry, that someone was coming in late for work that night. It was about 1 am. We saw a husky figure from the far end of the parking lot walking from where the road and grassy median next to the lot met. He looked like he was wearing a coat, but was otherwise indistinctive outside of his bustling casual pace. Well, on his apparent way to our building, he walks behind a light pole- and his form doesn't come back out the other side. He's way thicker in width at that distance than the pole and it didn't seem like he was doing to duck down or dart away suddenly. I asked Gerry if he saw what I did and he confirmed it. We didn't know what to think, but there's an old 1800's cemetery directly across the highway from that spot, so who knows.

      H. I may or may not have seen a UFO before, I'm not sure. I was in the mountains of NJ that night with my friend and we were star watching. I commented that one star looked like it was drifting away from the others, but I couldn't be certain and wrote it off. My friend then pointed it out to me again a few minutes later. It had definitely moved away from the others. It gradually went to the horizon over the next ten minutes, making peculiar wide swaying/dipping motions, like it was rocking back and forth as it flew away. We watched as it went over the horizon and out of sight. This was when drones were still in their infancy of being introduced, but the movement was really quite bizarre and inefficient.

      I. Back when I did janitorial work at a Board of Education building, the third floor, and occasionally the second, used to get weird after 9pm. The third floor would start manifesting shadow people once in a blue moon, whereas the second floor would occasionally have the sound of running footsteps in it when I was on the first floor and there was no one else in the office but me. Funny thing is, I used to run for exercise on the 2nd floor during my breaks, but never if I heard other footsteps up there before I went.

      J. One time while heading back home from a weekend visit to the shore, I was driving down a straight highway at night that I had been down dozens of times. This time, I needed to get gas. Not familiar with the exits, I found one advertising a station so I pulled off and fueled up. Nothing crazy about that. However, after my detour finished and I was on my way again on that straight highway, I found I was drastically closer to home suddenly without explanation, to the tune of an entire 15 minutes faster than I should have been, despite my stop off. That seems like the complete opposite result of what should have happened.

      K. Lastly, this one isn't mine, but my mother's incident. It took place during the late 50's-early 60's. She and her friend witnessed a massive black pyramid flying over their houses, with a blinking red light at each corner. It moved slowly and made no noise. Additionally, no one else seemed to be able to see it.


      My question is have you ever had an unplanned lucid dream that enlightened you to something?

      posted in General Discussion
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      Alexander Salkin
    • RE: DANGER!

      @Ezra I think in the modern era, vampires are probably the bigger threat as they're better at manipulating society by design. Also, I imagine they would be better at setting up long term power structures that suit them. They're quasi-immortal politicians with supernatural powers after a point. But maybe I've played too much Vampire the Masquerade back in the day (Gangrel for life!!).

      That said, I'd probably prefer to be a werewolf and make a national park or some similar expanse my home, periodically running amok like some cryptid.

      posted in General Discussion
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      Alexander Salkin
    • Forum navigation issue

      Hey, just wanted to let you know I've noticed some difficulty using the forum on my Android phone since the last update. Namely the various top buttons can be highlighted, but they don't click through or otherwise open. I included an example of the top left triple line sitting idle instead of it showing the recent threads area. I still navigate the main body of the posts individually, however.

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      posted in Questions
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    • RE: Players trying to cheat in your sessions

      @Mariano I run all homebrew campaigns so no one's going to know what I'm necessarily planning next, but I do have one friend in my online group who definitely cheats his butt off when it comes to to hit rolls and ability checks. He's a part time coder and he uses a dice roller on his PC that I'm sure is loaded with bs numbers in his favor. Everyone else rolls dice on camera, but oh no... And yes, everyone knows about it. It's like an open secret.

      While he can have some main character syndrome going on, he's mainly just a power gamer. And at my experience at running these things, I know how to temper things discreetly if he leans too close to trying to one up other players.

      So why do I put up with it?

      For all his tough bravado in and out of game, he's had a hard life. He hides a severe anxiety problem by over compensating. Psychologically, the guy has a lot going on, from internal and external forces. I'm not ignorant of this.

      Generally speaking, as long as he doesn't cross the line of making the game unfun for others (and again, we know him pretty well), I'm okay if he wants to play something bigger than himself. Someone powerful, charming, cool, etc. He can roleplay reasonably well and he doesn't need to be perfect. But he needs a friend or even several. That's my group. We've known him for decades.

      When we get older, social quirks and dubious decisions that you might make regularly when you're younger become less charming and excusable. And older guys especially have trouble making new friends as men have families, which is often less time for hobbies and our peers potentially grow more aloof.

      There's been some dangerous unstable people out there where he lives in the last few years that started getting his attention. Making him feel big in all the wrong ways. You can imagine who they are. But if the rest of us, his old friends, can remind him of who he is and that he has a place with us like he always did, then yes... I will look the other way a little for the game and for him.

      I don't respect cheating at all. But if I can do this one little thing that might make his weekend and ease the fault lines in his soul, then I'll cop to having this motivation for the greater good. I always want to be a good a good gamemaster, but there's more to the gaming table than rules and rolling dice once you do it enough.

      I apologize for the long answer that might be off the rails for a response, but I wanted to offer my own perspective on this.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Earth, Water, Fire, Air... Which bender are you?

      Probably water. I grew up on the shore and I've always enjoyed that setting. Plus every bathtub becomes a jacuzzi when you're a water bender.

      posted in General Discussion
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      Alexander Salkin
    • You have the time, focus, and the inspiration...

      What creative project have you been dreaming of completing if you had all of these uninterrupted for the next several months?

      I've been itching to make a visual encyclopedia of an unexplored world full of life. I want to design and detail a scenario where live developed under different but relatable circumstances. I would make entries for not only the various critters that live on this world and how they associate with each other, but the 'lesser' forms of life, such as plant and insect equivalents, each with a simple illustration alongside an entry. Imagine a wildlife/nature handbook crossed with a less alien take on The Future Is Wild.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: BOOKS!

      @Ezra It's a contemporary style modern sci-fi book, but I absolutely adore The Roadside Picnic. It's absolutely haunting and brilliant withn the explanation of it's own absurdity. This is one of those books that gave rise to the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series of games, but that doesn't do justice to it.

      posted in General Discussion
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      Alexander Salkin
    • Does anyone else here enjoy cooking?

      I went most of my life being shooed out of kitchens or simply not knowing how to anything more complicated than stew. Even then, I just couldn't figure out flavor profiles.

      When I watched my then wife-to-be expand from baking to making dinners, however, I was happy to help with the prep work and I started to understand the nuances of spices, cooking methodology, and how to modify recipes. I've really come to enjoy cooking for us in the last several years as a result!

      Although I'm a lousy spectator for cooking shows, the actual act of making stuffed peppers, chicken scampi, and baked salmon is a pleasure. One day I'd like to tackle a Thanksgiving turkey.

      Do you cook and if so, what's your favorite meal to make?

      posted in General Discussion
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      Alexander Salkin
    • Competitors?

      I was going over the legal terms the other day and I got to the part about not sharing IP content with competitors, which is perfectly sensible. But it got me thinking... who and what are they defined as by your studio?

      I'm not entirely sure who is running a comparable project to the game's idea. It's not quite like something akin to Second Life, Utherverse, or a common rp forum. I figured I'd ask out of curiosity's sake.

      posted in Questions
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    • RE: That time the Dungeon Master ruined the campaign for you?

      It was a campaign that barely had two sessions before it collapsed. The DM was well intentioned, but needed way more experience. He was trying to run Strixhaven, which I was already not really a fan of in concept, but I went along with it with a few other players to give him a shot.

      He didn't understand how to keep things moving or interesting. It was so ploddingly dull and one could tell he hadn't really studied the module. Right in the beginning, he had us trying to do an easter egg hunt sort of challenge, but he didn't bother explaining the layout of the mage's school beyond a quick four-second description. He also dumped a metric ton of forgettable NPCs on us before anything even happened. I'm not sure we got far beyond the starting lobby in Strixhaven over several hours.

      We told him what was going on and he then switched to some brutally hard Darksouls type 3rd party module where we were to explore a haunted house. While I liked the concept, taking damage for no discernable reason and being given no clues during the mystery just made everything feel arbitrary and tedious. I don't think he's run since.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Help! Running a campaign for some new to dnd players.

      @mianngu I've got some new players in my Sunday group. While I prefer sprinkling in some players who know the game to help things flow and reduce rules burden, there are still things you can do.

      The previous advice here is good. A lot of patience and I would probably lean on letting them choose pre-gens because the game throws a lot of unfamiliar blather at newbies. I'd also limit the pre-gens to less complicated classes. For example, I think if were talking 5e here, Monk is a little too much on managing and awkward rules explanations.

      Have a helpful npc in the party who can either tank or heal. This guy can give in game guidance and direction while protecting the others. However, I wouldn't use Paladin since they can overshadow others as a sort of do it all class and newbies aren't going to remember the paladin's save aura gimmick.

      Focus on role play and having fun before aggressive rules comprehension. Lead the players in on situations regarding how skill checks are done naturally so they get the idea and take initiative.

      Give everyone a little something to do, via NPCs interacting with them or fun activities, but don't push players who are trying to learn or feeling the game out.

      Give story but don't drown them with exposition and world building, those can come later. Don't ask for backgrounds or shoot for anything epic in scope... epic happens on it's own or not at all. Keep home brewed stuff in regards to rules minimal to none.

      Are you running this from a house in person? Consider bringing snacks and drinks. It's more of a fun atmosphere than just staring at weird numbers on paper.

      If you have minis and they don't, let them pick from a handful of ones you might think works best for their character. Choice and agency create attachment!

      Keep the first few sessions as 'softball', meaning there is no serious chance of any serious failure or character death. Roleplay and describe often.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Help! Running a campaign for some new to dnd players.

      @mianngu The paladin is definitely going to be a fine line exercise in how useful it will be as team backbone (tank, heal, and burst dps in one highly survivable package) versus some players wondering why their characters don't seem to have as many powerful dynamic options and abilities, ala the super simplistic auto attacker that is the Champion Fighter. Power levels are pretty uneven at early levels which might give erroneous impressions to new players.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: The homebrewed rule you had to make and why you had to make?

      I have a rule called Cascade and it's been pretty popular for a long time.

      Starting at the second level in 5e, whenever you roll new maximum hitpoints for your level, I roll against you as the DM. We take whoever has the higher number. This raises the average of getting a non-garbage result while keeping it random.

      However! If we both roll the same number, then we keep that and roll the next lowest die type down from that, following the same rules as before, until the dice don't match again. When we no longer match, you take all those matching numbers and add them together, with your Con mod only added once. This makes for some hilarious results and the players get to enjoy a bit of free gambling for a big permanent prize. This is 'cascade'.

      First Example: You roll a cleric's d8 hitdie for your level. You get a 5. I roll a 7. You take the 7 instead of the 5, adding your Con mod as normal, and that's it for the level. Not a bad result, but not a 'cascade'.

      Second Example: You roll a cleric's d8 hitdie for your level. You get a 5. I roll a 5! Keep that handy. Now we both roll a d6, the next descending die type.

      You roll a 3. If I roll a 3, we continue cascading, until we get down to a d2. Add all the matched numbers, add Con mod once, and there ya go. Crazy hitpoint boost for the level and the player is pretty happy.

      Alternatively, if I rolled 4 or whatever, you'd take that 4, take the 5 from the previous roll, add Con mod once, and we're done. Still, some nice chunky hitpoints to gain.

      Why did I make this?

      Outside of being something of a mad scientist with D+D rules for fun, the Cascade homebrew offsets trash rolls. No barbarian in existence wants to roll a 1 for their new hitpoints. It's horrid. And we like rolling at our table. Chaos is always good. It adds excitement that doesn't exist through averaging hitpoints or taking a single crummy roll.

      It's also amusing to have something like a Wizard with some modestly tanky hitpoints. Cascade protects squishy classes from deadly crits.

      Also, because squishy classes have lower hitdie types, they have a better-than-average chance of getting a higher roll or a cascade roll than the tank, who still has the chance, but just less need for it.

      We've been doing Cascade for at least a decade now and I've never heard complaints about it.

      "So, who's feeling lucky? Roll dem beautiful hitpoints, sir."


      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Tell the Truth now!

      @mianngu I'm not really afraid of any of them, it's more like... a sense of intense revulsion. I can easily deal with spiders, centipedes, and wasps, with no issue. But there's something about tomato hornworms, a type of caterpillar, that really disgusts me. I found some dying in the cold rain on my then-roommate's tomato plants a long time ago. The pitchers that held the tomatoes were flooding and the caterpillars got caught in the storm. I tried to lead them off with another surface, but they weren't having it and made this weird rapid twitching motion that just set me off somehow.

      Roaches disgust me a lot, having lived in several infestations when I was very young.

      Lastly, I'm adding ticks to the list. I caught Lymes twice in my late teens and it really did serious damage to me for a long time. It felt like dying for two weeks straight and I was so weak I couldn't even push in the button on a vending machine without collapsing against it. I never take them lightly anymore.

      My question is this. You can learn the truth behind one historical or pop-culture mystery that no one has fully explained. For example, it could be something that occurred during a time when records were poor, an unsolved crime, a disappearance, or something that is seemingly anomalous (ala The Man from Taured story). But it has to be something that people aren't entirely sure about regarding what happened. What mystery do you reveal to yourself and why?

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: ITS MY BIRTHDAY.

      @Ezra

      1. It was my third or fourth birthday and subsequently, one of my earliest memories. I was (still kind of am) a Pac-Man fanatic back then so I had what they called a 'Pac-Man Alex' birthday. I had my Pac-Man maze shirt, pictures on the wall, and a cake that looked like Pac-Man. It was so cool. We also had these nacho snacks I loved called Spirals. I was a happy kid.

      2. Take the day off work, go out to eat, and whatever someone wants to surprise me with, I'm game.

      3. A day full of fun things to do. Water park, maybe a boat ride, laser tag, or maybe even go on a long hike at the beach or forest.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Tell me about your favorite Original Character

      @SwampCreature agjafour.jpg

      Back in the day, I made a weird adventure webcomic that last around eight years. It was about a spiritually inclined young woman with gothic sensibilities named Ahab (second from the right) and her often strange adventures to find herself in a secondary underground world that was living alongside our own. I originally started the comic as a fluke, having become disillusioned with a different one before it. But it grew on me, and in a way, so did the character and her individualist contemplative nature. I think for me it was cathartic and helped me work through things I was dealing with back then, so I find myself still fond of Ahab to this day.

      (Incidentally, this is not my illustration, but a commissioned artist's take on my designs for Ahab and her friends. I couldn't find anything in my style that I wanted to put up from all the way back then.)

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    • RE: Which video game world would you choose to live in?

      @SwampCreature Brutal Legend.

      Vast sprawling overworld with beautiful vistas, cool people everywhere, and heavy metal culture as far as the eye can see. Plus I could hang out with frickin' Lemmy himself. That world could be my Valhalla and I'd be okay with it.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Wonders

      @Ezra I would really love to visit the Petrified Forest, the Grand Canyon, and however unlikely it might be, fly over the Nazca Lines.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: [SPOILER WARNING] Which fictional death are you still not over?

      @SwampCreature I'm gonna be lame here.

      Charlotte of Charlotte's Web. She has a presence all her own, variously matronly to a bit dark to kind. She gives everything of herself for Wilbur's sake and it's a beautiful bittersweet conclusion. Similarly, it's tragic because Wilbur couldn't necessarily appreciate everything she did until she was gone and in some lights, Charlotte may have overextended herself as a result.

      She's a lot of things and I don't blame E.B. White for getting choked up trying to speak about his character's death.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: What is one thing you would change about modern video games?

      I think a lot of the thoughts mentioned are things I would also agree on, such as microtransactions. And I think those are worse in regards to gambling for results, such as RPG mobile games where you have a garbage .5 to 3% percent chance of getting the newest flavor of the month unit just to stay competitive. I won't even look at anything with a paid gatcha at this point, which wipes out almost all mobile RPGs from being considered.

      I could do with much less pvp focus in what are otherwise pve games. You know the drill, you play through a basic amount of pve content and then the game just drops off almost all interest in going further with it, with updates and content only catering to pvp where the real sales are made.

      Daily Quests in anything. I hate dailies. You play through a handful of them and then it's just repeating the same thing ad-nauseaum to get some presumed grindy award and almost nothing else along the well. Games should NOT be chores. Similarly, having to adapt one's play due to a 'collect/complete x amount of this task' structure is incredibly boring. I don't want to feel compelled to do these to stay vaguely competitive or feel like I'm missing out on something essential. They're dull filler in every capacity.

      Games with 'retro graphics' as a feature. Retro to what? I've been playing since Coleco and Intellivision were legit popular systems and these blocky low res designs, which are often set to move at high speeds to seem exciting... don't resemble anything from the past. It's like being offered a piece of history that never existed in the first place while making me suspicious that the developer couldn't get actual artists or anyone with inspired design theory involved.

      Speaking of the past... I want to see more games in styles that used to be fun to play, because I'm very bored with anything featuring a super soldier goon in dark SWAT armor with a gun. Yes, there's still Metroidvanias (thank the gods) but even most of them are trying to be more like Symphony of the Night knock offs (which is not a bad thing necessarily) than other incarnations of that design. For example, I like the older Metroids with their haunting atmospheres. I miss the weird gradual -vanias on NES, like Clash at Demonhead, Rambo, Zelda 2, Bionic Commando, etc.

      Let me see some titles done in the old black box/NES style. Show me the Twisted Metal car arena combat games. Let me get some 2D sidescrolling brawlers like Bad Dudes, Ninja Gaiden arcade, and Combatribes. Let me have some RPGs that are quirky like Earthbound and Ninja Kids, not steeped in thin allegories for post-modern depression. I don't know how else to put it. A lot of modern games strike me as boring and lacking design variety despite the sheer amount of developers.

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